Frances Avnet
The Tale of Deirdre by Frances Avnet
The Tale of Deirdre is an entertaining swashbuckling tale about Deirdre, a free spirited noble woman who joins her pirate husband, Murtagh, in an attempt to hold onto their way of life. Full of exciting battle scenes on land and sea, my novel gives a glimpse inside an Ireland most people didn’t knew existed—the Emerald’s Isle piratical past.
The couple battle the English government, other pirates and Murtagh’s brother, Owen, to preserve their livelihood, their land, and yes, themselves.
This is not a sugary romance novel, laced with x rated sex scenes, but a fast paced historical novel that will appear to both men and women, especially those looking for a good beach read.
The Book Doctors: Everybody loves a great pirate story. And in a very crowded marketplace, you seem to have swashbuckled your way into a nice little hole in the pirate story landscape, the Irish Emerald Aisle section. That being said, the pitch needs lots of work. I think it’s always dangerous to tell somebody that you’re entertaining and exciting. I also don’t think it’s a good idea to say that your book is thrilling, romantic, sexy, or funny. You have to prove that in the pitch. Your pitch is your audition to show what a great writer you are. Display for me that you can write an entertaining, exciting scene. It’s like those people who wear shirts that say: SEXY. Let me be the judge of that if you don’t mind! And sadly I see no evidence in this pitch that your scenes are going to be different, unique, and yet still in the wonderful tradition of the great pirate battle scenes on land and sea that I know and love. You need some word pictures to show me that you can paint a historical scene about Ireland’s “Aaaargh matey!” past. Give me a villain that I can hate, that makes me want to hiss and boo. Don’t tell me that it’s fast-paced, show me some action that moves by so fast I feel like I’m on the edge of my seat. And I know so little about our hero. How is he different than all the pirates I’ve known and loved? And what exactly does his wife, the noblewoman, do that’s free-spirited? What does she look like? What does she desperately want in life on the inside that she can’t have? What am I rooting for her to succeed at, besides just staying alive and not being killed by the evil English government? And of course the same must be said of her husband. I also don’t get any comparable title so I know exactly what kind of readers are going to love this book. Promising idea but needs specificity.
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May K. Cobb
Big Woods by May K. Cobb
When ten-year-old Lucy Spencer goes missing from her sleepy Texas town, her parents, the police, and the township all brace for the worst, assuming her body will soon be found. They imagine her case will follow the deadly fate of the other recent, unsolved kidnappings in the area. But Lucy’s sister, Leah, begins having dreams about Lucy and insists that she is still alive; that her dreams are messages from her sister, clues about what might have happened.
As the deluge of grief threatens to pull apart the once-close knit Spencer family, fourteen-year old Leah sets out on her own investigation, risking everything in her secure world to find her sister. Carl, Lucy’s father, slips further away from himself and his family as he tries to reconcile the fact th’s at his little girl slipped out of his hands one morning, while Roz, Lucy’s mother, must come to terms with the reality that some things lay beyond her control. But it’s Sylvia, a reclusive widow across town who witnessed something years ago, who might hold the key to finding Lucy, if only she can find the courage to come forward.
Set against the backdrop of 1980s small-town Texas and the feverish rise in paranoia surrounding satanic cults, “Big Woods” is a literary thriller about the enormity of grief, the magical bond between sisters, and a small town’s dark secrets.
“Big Woods” was selected as the winner in the 2015 Writer’s League of Texas Manuscript Contest.
The Book Doctors:
Love the way you throw us right into the Texas hurricane of your story: girls gone missing, the background information adding to the deadly suspense with other children lost, a parent and community’s worst nightmare. We always say, what are the stakes? Well, they don’t get much higher than that!
We always want to make it difficult for our heroes to succeed. You put this family under such stress and duress. The dad is freaking out, the mom can’t control anything, and they’re spiraling out of control. It’s horrible in life, but it’s great for a novel. There’s a kookie neighbor who may be the key to it all. Then we have a telepathic dream-mystery, which leads to the sister becoming the detective and trying to find the murderer. It reminds us of Winter’s Bone, a wonderful book that was made into a movie which launched a young woman named Jennifer Lawrence into the stratosphere of movie stardom. You don’t have comparable titles. There is one right there.
And then there’s the setting. Everybody loves a Texas story, from Larry McMurtry to Friday Night Lights.
And the story really leaves us hanging in a great way. It makes me want to know what happens next, which is the ultimate goal of any pitch. I also love that you leave us with the fact of your not just winning a writing contest, but winning a writing contest in Texas, where your book is set. I would like to see more images from Texas. And there is a typographic/spelling mistake. Believe it or not, some agents will click the delete button on any query or pitch that has a mistake in it. Agents and editors are so overwhelmed and inundated they’re just looking for an excuse to say “no” to you. Don’t give them that excuse.
Excellent pitch, great voice, great story, intriguing characters, wonderful location. Just give me a couple of comparable titles and we’re ready to rock ‘n roll. Or, in this case, Texas Two-Step.
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William Alan Webb
Standing The Final Watch by William Alan Webb
Nick Angriff awakens after sixty years to find the United States government destroyed, with a bizarre religious sect dominating the wreckage and enslaving the survivors. He is the commander of Operation Overtime, an elite military unit which had been stored in suspended animation against the possibility of national collapse, and resurrecting America becomes Angriff’s sacred duty.
Before he can save others, however, he must first stay alive. Angriff quickly discovers remnants of the extremist factions of the dead U.S.A. within his brigade, still fighting old battles, and he’s a target for both sides.
His choice is stark: dig out the threats within Operation Overtime first while watching innocents die, or risk assassination in order to fulfill his mission and end the slavery and slaughter.
I am a Creative Writing graduate of the University of Memphis, with a secondary concentration in History. Standing The Final Watch is a stand-alone SF thriller in the tradition of John Ringo’s Ghost series and David Drake’s Hammer’s Slammers.
The book was designed as a platform for diversity in a genre that typically lacks it. In Nick Angriff’s 7th Cavalry, merit is the only qualification that matters. To that end, amid the fast pacing, realistic dialogue and plot twists, the reader is given information through the POV of Angriff that is, in many cases, false. If their biases lead them into the wrong conclusions, the hope is that the ending will help them see their own limitations behind the decisions they made.
The Book Doctors: We really enjoyed the Rip van Winkle decades-long nap that opens your pitch. And your main character Nick seems like a very cool tough guy. We love that he is put in a classic Sophie’s Choice situation. Either he tries to save a bunch of innocent civilians from dying and risk assassination, or he has to deal with the assassins in his immediate environment and watch innocent civilians die. Fantastic. We really enjoyed your comparable titles. Well done. It gives us a clear idea of what kind of book this is, and who the audience is. But what you have here is just the setup for a book. What does he do about the assassins? What does he do about the innocent civilians dying? And what does this America of the future actually look like? We would also like very much to see inside Nick, to understand more about what kind of person he is, what are the demons inside of him that he’s fighting. In your little summation at the end, you say this is a platform for diversity. But we see no evidence of that in your pitch. We don’t see any realistic dialogue, we have no evidence of excellent pacing, or plot twists. We don’t understand how the information that our hero gets is often unreliable. All of these claims you make in that last paragraph are great, we want all those things in this book, but they are not substantiated by proof in your pitch. We believe they’re probably there in your book, but we need to actually see you do this in the pitch so we know you can pull it off in the novel. It’s a very difficult thing to do, we understand that, but let’s face it, if it was easy, we’d be out of a job. Well conceived story idea about a man in the future caught between a rock and a hard place. Not enough concrete details that show us this future America, and how the basic concept here plays out.
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Kelly Brakenhoff
Death by Dissertation by Kelly Brakenhoff
When Student Affairs Vice President Cassandra Sato moves from Hawaii to tiny Carson, Nebraska, to work at Morton College, she predicts adjusting to Midwestern food and frigid winters will be the most difficult obstacles to her success. Turns out after a couple of months, even a dream job at a sedate private college can become a labyrinth of politics and treachery.
When 20-year-old work-study assistant Austin Price falls to his death outside the science lab, Cassandra is selected to manage the college’s investigation and media response. Police unwind a complicated trail of connections between housing food service, a local farmer’s beef, and the science lab’s cancer research. Meanwhile, she must deal with bungling office helpers, old school male faculty and exasperating student disciplinary appointments. Once Austin’s Deaf roommate and a PhD student become investigation targets, Cassandra enlists her sign language interpreter co-worker, Meg’s, assistance to protect the accused students’ rights. Together they resist overbearing Dr. Schneider, the PhD student’s adviser and Morton College Board Chairman, who busily covers his ties to the victim’s death. An ensemble cast of engaging characters in the vein of Janet Evanovich befriend Cassandra, including sexy housing director Marcus Fischer. Can she move beyond her workaholic comfort zone, overcome racial and sexual stereotypes, and make Nebraska her home?
Drawing upon my experiences living in Hawaii and Nebraska and 25+ years as an ASL interpreter, I weave in Hawaiian and Deaf cultures and my insider observations working as the fly on the wall.
The Book Doctors: Great title. We have read a few dissertations, and we almost died doing it. We like the setup of moving from the Paradise of Hawaii to the tidiness and Nebraskaness of Morton College. It might be cool to throw in a couple of word pictures, palm trees to frozen tundra. That kind of thing. We also very much enjoyed how once the murder happens, we are off and running. And it’s great that there’s this strange connection between food services, local farmers, and cancer research. It sounds mysterious and deadly. Which is just what you want in this kind of book. We’d like a little more detail. Show us your writing chops when you’re describing the bungling office helpers, the old-fart professors, and the ridiculous student disciplinary appointments. It might be also nice to throw a little political correctness into the mix. We want to know a little bit more about our villain, Dr. Schneider. Give us some more reasons to hate him. And if you’re going to call out a character like the sexy housing director, give us some more details about who he is, how he operates, what he looks like, how our heroine sees him and what their relationship is. We also need to see some more of action: How does the murder investigation manifest? What are some of the dangerous and ridiculous circumstances that our heroine finds herself in that she has to wriggle out of? Where are the racial and sexual stereotypes? These seem a bit out of left field given what we’ve just read. While we’re on the subject, we’d like to see more about what’s inside Cassandra. What makes her tick? What does she desperately want that she doesn’t have? No comparable titles, but we have a great one for you: Dear Committee Members. It might be more of a comedy than what you are working on here, but it’s definitely about the absurd, maddening, ludicrous, stupid, and sometimes dangerous behind-the-scenes antics at college. So perhaps you could combine that book with a murder mystery for your comparables. Very appealing Hawaiian fish-out-of-water-in-Nebraska story about a college administrator thrown into the ridiculous college politics to follow a murder. We need to see more of the interior life of our main character, and see more plot points of how the story plays out.
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Nikki Dylan
Pop Shot by Nikki Dylan
Working with your twin sister isn’t ideal, especially when she’s a demanding starlet who challenges you at every step of the production process, but that isn’t really what bothers Johanna. Astrid is one of the most sought after actresses in the porn industry and Johanna is a gifted director. The two own a studio, where Johanna runs the show and Astrid just shows up. They work together, live together, and share everything… None of this bothers the driven and practical Johanna. What does bother her is that she’s in love with one of the actors and she doesn’t feel like sharing him with her sister. Astrid loves working with Vaughn and their chemistry is off the charts on camera. Especially when Johanna is the one holding the camera. Vaughn and Johanna keep their relationship a secret until he wants more. He wants a future with Johanna no matter what the consequences are. Johanna fears losing the studio, her career, and her sister. Will they risk it all just to stay together? Can love exist in an industry that sells lust?
Pop Shot is the first book in what I envision as a series following both Johanna and Vaughn throughout the course of their relationship, then following up with novels featuring Astrid and Nick, the innocent production assistant that just graduated from film school. The series will challenge views on monogamy, the adult film industry, and gender stereotypes.
The Book Doctors: Yet another story of sisters. And twins no less! Who doesn’t love twins? It might be fun to save the fact that they are in the porn industry until a little later in the pitch. So you set us up for one kind of story, then do the old switcheroo, pull the rug out from under us with some good old-fashioned American porn. Actually, we have a friend who is a female adult film director, and this is a fascinating world. And very different from what people think it is. It’s a great idea to shed light on this much misunderstood industry, to humanize the people who inhabit it. We can absolutely see a book series, and heck, we could totally see this on any of the rapidly proliferating cable TV providers who lust for saucy, eye-catching product. This pitch needs to show us more word pictures from this world. It might be cool to open with Johanna filming a scene with Astrid and Vaughn, to show us exactly how graphic this is going to be. Because the way you deal with sex and sexuality is going to absolutely determine what kind of publisher, agent, and ultimately reader is going to want to take this book to bed with them. And again, comparable titles would be very helpful in this regard. We would also like more about the nature of love and monogamy and gender stereotypes in this actual story, because we’re very interested in those topics, which you mentioned so nicely as you pitch the whole series. But let’s see more of the particulars of how those ideas manifest in this book. Because there won’t be a series, unless this book does really really really well. We feel like we don’t know these main characters well enough. We haven’t engaged emotionally with them sufficiently. That’s what will move this story beyond titillation, and into compelling literature. And, we don’t see enough action to take us through the plot, how this love triangle is going to affect the choices that these people in this strange and fascinating profession make, for better and for worse. Great setting for a love triangle, so many opportunities for penetrating insights into the human condition. Needs more emotional depth, we need to see inside these characters better, and understand how the plot is going to unfold.
S. Schilling-Kreutner
Down’s Dragon by S. Schilling-Kreutner
How do you know when somebody pushes “play” on a paused apocalypse? A dragon over the Kansas Flint Hills might be a clue…
Down’s Dragon is an 85,000 word young adult fantasy that combines a “behind the scene” supra-plot like McCaffrey’s YA Harper Hall with edgy, first-person narrative similar to Butcher’s adult series, The Dresden Files.
Friday Jones is perfectly happy kicking her Doc Martens back with a Sunny D at her sister’s bar in rural Miramar, but after she totals her Harley—thanks to a cruising dragon—a new world opens up like a Butler County sinkhole. This time, fracking isn’t to blame. Franky, the hottie motorcycle mechanic, invites her to his grandfather’s place. The surrounding communities think Salazar Ranch is a camp for wayward teens. They’re wayward, all right—way weird. The ranch fronts for a troop of juvenile wizards. Belowground hulks an ancient, magical city. Genies and fairies and dragons… oh, my. Down ain’t the Emerald City.
They await a reincarnated super-mage. The problem is, she won’t remember her previous life and they’re practically drowning in doppelgangers. Friday’s a candidate—but when the mega-villain attacks, she joins Salazar’s delinquents, instead. Let someone else save the universe. She’s too busy turning Wichita upside down chasing her shadowself, trapping dragons and rescuing “normals” from tantrum-ing genies. …Not bad for a girl from Bofooked. Eat your heart out, Dorothy.
S. Schilling-Kreutner grew up in Sedgwick County, KS, earned a BA from WSU and taught night school students to write before haring off into the world.
The Book Doctors: We find this a wonderfully written pitch. All the particular details really bring it to life. From DOC Martins to Sunny D, to the sinkhole in Butler County. The voice has a wonderfully sarcastic tone, lots of nice wordplay. For example, Wayward = way weird. And finally some great comparable titles. Everyone should pay attention to the way these are presented here. They display deep knowledge of the genre, and call out particulars in these works that will attract similar readers. We love the fact that there is a supra-plot, but we didn’t quite see how this is manifested. The pitch does get a little dodgy as we move below ground (or “belowground” as it says above), into the camp for way weird teens that’s actually a front for juvenile wizards. First of all, as soon as you have a camp for juvenile wizards, you venture into very familiar territory. So immediately we need to see what’s different about your troop of juvenile wizards than all the others we’ve seen through the years. What’s different about your genies and fairies and dragons? And we’re a little confused by the doppelgängers. Might be fun to have us see Friday come face-to-face with her doppelgänger, and later try to chase down herself. We don’t really understand what a super-mage is. Or how one is reincarnated. And what is Friday a candidate for? Even though we love how much fun you have describing it, we don’t understand what a tantrum-ing Jeannie is. We love the saucy allusions to the Wizard of Oz. But when you take us into this new world that you’re building, we need to see it more clearly, understand it more fully. And then there are the dragons. Instead of telling us about her accident on her Harley and tossing the Dragon in as a throw-away in the middle of the sentence, maybe show us that scene, with the Dragon barreling down on her as she’s whipping through Kansas on her her iron steed. Because again, we need to know how dragons fit into your version of Kansas. Cool setting, cool characters, cool voice, just needs to make clear how the magical part of the story is going to play out, and exactly what the heck it would be like to have dragons in Kansas.
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Carol Novis
Killed by a Knish by Carol Novis
What secrets lie hidden in the Jewish Community Archive of Aurora, Minnesota?
Life is ho-hum at the luxurious Minnie and Isaac Memorial Menorah Retirement Home for Ellie Shapiro, until Sam, a popular fellow resident, drops dead after eating a knish that she’s baked. Other murders follow. With her fellow sleuths, formidable octogenarian Riva, ditzy gossip Mollie and Sam’s hapless teen-age grandson Noam, Ellie sets out to find the killer.
But will the disapproval of Ellie’s hunky crush, Hal, stop the motley detection team before the killer gets her? And will the Menorah’s uptight administrator forbid Ellie from doing the baking she loves?
Over the course of the book, Ellie gains confidence, a friend, a new career and yes, the guy, as the action takes her from the Menorah kitchens to an out of control fight at a mahjongg game and a revelatory visit to gambling casino, culminating in a confrontation with a crazed murderer.
You don’t have to be Jewish to enjoy this kosher Cozy Mystery, which combines romance, suspense, humor – even recipes – in the first of a series reminiscent of Harry Kemelman’s popular Rabbi Small novels, Sharon Kahn’s “Fax me a Bagel” and Leighann Dobb’s Lexy Bake (“Wedded Blintz”).
Readers who will identify with the heroine of this rollicking, humorous, fast-action plot include seniors, foodies and devotees of Cozy Mysteries with a twist.
The Book Doctors: Oy! What a fun pitch – we plotzed – we’re verklempt. Publishers, agents and readers are looking for things that are familiar and yet unique. There is a tried-and-true audience for a great cozy mystery. An established audience. But I have yet to see anyone exploit the Kosher Cozy Mystery niche on the world wide bookshelf. And to place it in Minnesota, which we associate so heavily with those flat, WASP tight lipped Lutherans that inhabit the Cohen Brothers’ Fargo and Garrison Keillor’s Lake Wobegone, seems so humorously antithetical. I love the specificity of it. The mahjongg, the menorahs and the knishes. And you do make it clear that there is a madcap plot, with a little bit of romance, and a plucky heroine at the center trying to do what she loves (baking), and get the guy. And I think you have very good comparable titles. Now, how do I make it better? First of all, don’t tell me she gets the guy in the end. That’s like pitching me a mystery and saying, “And in the end, the butler did it.” Does she get the guy? The answer that question is: You have to read the book. I don’t like it when you tell me it’s rollicking, it’s humorous, you just have to show me the machinations of the plot without revealing too much. In that language is so generic, you see that in 1 million pitches, if you’re away from your hook, which is the Minnesota Jewish subculture. “Oy, you betcha!” I don’t like it when you see a crazed murderer. Again, too generic. How is your crazed murderer different than all the other crazed murderers I’ve seen in a million mysteries? I think when Sam drops dead, it’s not dramatic enough. You have a dead body. It’s your job to show us you can either make us laugh or take our breath away with that dead body. Or possibly both! And the first sentence is too long. Very good pitch, really fun story, needs a little tightening, and a little polishing.
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Madison Russel
By Madison Russel
The first thing she notices when she walks into the room is that she’s the only woman. The second thing she notices when she walks into the room is that she’s the only Hispanic. The third thing she notices when she walks into the room is that no one wants her there.
At twenty-six years old, Abbie Acosta has the perfect life. She lives in an apartment in Los Angeles with her best friend, Juli. She has a loving family and a great job as a sound producer at the public broadcasting station. The problem is, it’s not enough. In an industry dominated by men, Abbie wants to stand out, not be pushed back. She steps out of her comfort zone, taking jobs she never thought would come her way. With Juli by her side, Abbie begins to believe that maybe she can have it all. This is a story that will resonate with every girl, young and old, who has ever dreamed of working in the field of technology.
The Book Doctors: The story of a female who wants to work in a male dominated field is very fresh and timely. We like how your pitch starts, with her walking into a room and being the unwanted, reviled Other. (For the sake of economy and redundancy, you don’t need to have the phrase “when she walks into the room” each time.) We are absolutely rooting for Abbie to succeed because she’s the underdog, she’s the little person fighting against an unjust corrupt system. The problem with this pitch is that you don’t give us enough. For instance, in the first scene, show us a word picture of how these men are looking at her–give us a few of the snide underhanded comments that are made. We don’t understand why she loves being a sound producer so much. Give us some insights into what it’s like to be our heroine. And we want to know what it means for her to step out of her comfort zone. What are the particulars of the jobs that she takes? When you tell us that she lives in an apartment in Los Angeles with her best friend, that sentence seems very flat. Give us the details of the life she has built for herself with her friend. Show us some of the conflict. Show us the failures and the difficulties. Show us the pigheaded man she’s going to have to overcome. Better not to tell that your story will resonate with every girl, young and old, who has ever dreamed of working in the field of technology. Instead show it to us. Again, no comparison titles. None whatsoever. Wonderful story about a woman entering a male-dominated field and having to fight prejudice to pursue the things she loves in life. The pitch is much too short, and it needs to be filled in with details of what our plucky heroine has to fight against and overcome.
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Chelsea DeVries
One Last Breath by Chelsea DeVries
I’m pleased to introduce my memoir, One Last Breath. One Last Breath is the story of life, death, and the undying hope of first love. At the young age of twenty-one, I woke up on August 11, 2012 and couldn’t breathe. It felt as though I was breathing through a straw or an elephant was sitting on my chest. It was the first real near-death experience. The memoir introduces my near-death experience and then takes the reader down memory lane through different illnesses I faced throughout my childhood: premature birth, lazy eye, and strep throat, the flu, bronchitis, tonsillitis, and all leading up to my diagnosis with a thyroid disorder. Through chapter length anecdotes, we see how I faced childhood bullying and self-esteem issues. With a face to face visit from Jesus, I get saved and start living my life with a greater purpose. Call it divine intervention or meant to be but in my freshman year of college, I meet Judas, and fall in love for the first time in my life. The story follows not only my near-death experience, but a second chance of life, and my undying hope for true love with Judas. The story runs about 74, 747 words.. I’m a recent graduate of Saint Leo University and hold a bachelor’s degree in marketing and a minor in International Hospitality.My first two YA novels were self-published by Outskirts Press: Dream Girl (2006) and Jessica’s Choice (2008). I currently work as a freelance writer for Outloud Multimedia.
The Book Doctors: You have an incredible true story. We’d like to say how sorry we are that you had to live through all that. The silver lining is, this is absolutely the stuff of memoirs. Our brave heroine overcoming seemingly insurmountable odds to find happiness. We have divine intervention, Jesus, Judas, a lazy eye, a disordered thyroid and, of course, true love. With a twist that it may be Judas and not Prince Charming. We also like your title and how you plant its flag right at the beginning of your pitch. But that first line is just so familiar, not just in content, but in the actual language. Think of all the stories that are about life, death, and first love. We think that it would be great to take us a little further down the road of your near-death experience. We’ve heard so much about what that is like. There’s a light you’re walking toward it, there’s people waiting for you, we are told. But give us a little taste of what you are adding to this discussion. There is a tendency to redundancy here. You mention the phrase “near-death” twice in the space of about 10 words. You only have 250 words, and as Arielle famously said, (it bears repeating which is why we are repeating it) a pitch is like a poem, every word counts. When you name the disorders you lived through, we don’t get a sense of the struggle and difficulty. It just becomes a laundry list. You need to give us a sense of what all this was like so we can feel it, and you need to do it in a few concise words. When your pitch is general and vague, we find ourselves disengaging. We’ve seen stories about bullying and self-esteem issues a million times. How is yours different? God and the Devil are in the details. We want more details. That’s what makes any story come to life. But particularly a memoir. We want to know how this man is Judas. We want to feel and see the particulars of falling in love with Judas. And we hate to say it, but unless you’ve sold tens of thousands of copies, there is still kind of stigma around self-publishing. Better to leave the YA titles out if you are using this pitch for agents or editors at larger houses. Fascinating memoir about overcoming physical difficulties, illness and disease, finding Jesus, and falling in love with Judas. Perfect for the Christian market. Pitch needs to be more specific, character more revealed, writing more visceral and immediate.
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Haley Bonner
Find Me by Haley Bonner
When her older brother tragically dies in an accident, Emily flounders in the wake of her grief and guilt. Her family, though well-meaning, doesn’t help her either. After an “accident” of her own, Emily finds herself on regimented doses of antidepressants and a round-the-clock suicide watch. Content to float in the numb awareness of her meds, Emily plays along for a while. But when faced with how much her continuing apathy wounds her family, she reaches her breaking point.
Running from the reminders and the blame, Emily leaves her family. Taking up an alias, she finds herself taken in by another well-meaning family. It seems like the perfect place for new beginnings, but home isn’t content to stay away and her ghosts aren’t done playing.
My writing credentials include one short scene piece and various poems published in a literary arts magazine. I graduated from Wayland Baptist University with a B.A. in English. I currently work as a web writer, but my free time is taken up with writing and reading creative works. As my fist completed novel, Find Me is my greatest accomplishment to-date.
The Book Doctors: This story is happily right in the middle of a very fertile part of the publishing kingdom: books that appeal to women. And since the one thing we can count on in life is death, there will always be people wanting to read about other humans dealing with family, grief and loss. Additionally, the over-medicating of America is a fascinating and hot-button topic. But this pitch deals so much in generalities that we don’t make enough emotional connection with our main character. Everything is told and little is shown. It opens with the phrase “tragically dies,” which is a cliché. Then you take what seems to be a fantastically dramatic and mind-blowing event, and reduce it to something that our eyes just skim over. Display your writing chops for us by showing this death, and Emily’s part in it. Later you hint that she’s dealing with the guilt. Is she responsible in some way? Does she think she’s responsible? And then she has an “accident.” We don’t know what that is. Does she try to take her own life? This has been done in so many stories, we have to know how yours is different; we have to know that you can take us into that dark heart where these kinds of things happen. And we think you can do a better job of describing that narcotized feeling of being on drugs than “numb awareness.” We don’t know exactly what that means. We also don’t get a series of events that lead to a fiery climax. We don’t understand what the ghosts are who follow her to her next well-meaning family. Lastly, you can also have some more fun with your bio. Be more specific about where you were published. We wouldn’t put that this is your greatest accomplishment. And there’s a spelling mistake in your bio. David always has someone read his stuff before he sends it out anywhere because he’s a terrible speller, and a worse proofreader. Know thy strengths. Do not make spelling mistakes. Promising family story with unexpected twists, the pitch doesn’t have enough depth of character, doesn’t show enough of the plot.
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