Joanna Jelen

PlusOne for Rent by Joanna Jelen

Dear Immigration and Naturalization Service,

I regret to inform you, I’m about to commit marriage fraud. Although I understand I may face severe immigration and criminal consequences, other than marrying a U.S. citizen, I don’t qualify for any categories of green card eligibility and without papers, I can’t pursue my American Dream. 

Do you really believe a hardly speaking English foreigner may find the love of her life AND convince him to marry within the six months allotted by the tourist visa? I’ve tried but a woman has to have some pride.

Therefore, my only choice is to pay a nice American for a convenient marriage agreement. If I find a willing guy—not like that stubborn athlete who models the undies on billboards—I’ll do it. And please don’t judge me; I’m already ashamed of myself.

Due to my unfortunate circumstances, I would like to request the remittal of any ensuing penalties, especially deportation. You must understand I can’t go back to my homeland where young artists like me lack job prospects because of the post-communist economic transition.

My tourist visa expires soon. I appreciate your kind and prompt response.

Yours sincerely,

Justyna Gil

PLUSONE FOR RENT is a chick lit debut novel of 88,000 words. Once upon a time, the author was fresh off the boat Polish immigrant, much like her main character. Like Roomies by Christina Lauren, it explores the theme of marrying for green card as the only possibility for pursuing the American Dream.

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